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collegehumor:

One backpack strap? REALLY?
Read The 6 Stages Of Judging Strangers In Public
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solarbird:

Perfect.
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Don’t say shit to women. forsures: quixon: See a cute woman? Let her be she may think you tryna jump her. See a woman leave her purse? Leave that shit right there, mess around and get accused of theft. Poor girl on fire? Turn up ya music and keep stepping, you put her out and she’ll sue you for defamation of character because you assumed she couldn’t save herself, you patriarchal pig. Save our women, just don’t fucking say shit to them ever, in ever. (via makaiwars)

Don’t say shit to women.

forsures:

quixon:

See a cute woman? Let her be she may think you tryna jump her.

See a woman leave her purse? Leave that shit right there, mess around and get accused of theft.

Poor girl on fire? Turn up ya music and keep stepping, you put her out and she’ll sue you for defamation of character because you assumed she couldn’t save herself, you patriarchal pig.

Save our women, just don’t fucking say shit to them ever, in ever.

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(via makaiwars)

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“To acquire knowledge, one must study; but to acquire wisdom, one must observe.”
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senator-awesomesause:

cybersquart:

WHAT THE FUCK

Danny Devito ladies and gentlemen!

Lmaooo lol!
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captainbaschdrawsthings:

tried the expression meme with just eyes and mouth it’s probably zeak by default lolmeme by: napalmnacey on dA
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ladymargo:

Dear Tumblr,
I just got around to seeing this movie, despite the fact that it did not get a wide-release.
Find it and watch it.
Believe me when I say, this film is in the same league of sci-fi/speculative film classics as Bladerunner and Children of Men.
This.
Movie.
Should have a HUGE fandom.
It deals with issues like class, caste-systems, oppression, and the nature of humanity in a way mainstream films like The Hunger Games never could.
Let me tell you a story about the film-maker Joon-Ho Bong. Some years back, I had the privilege of attending a screening of one his films and the man happened to be there. At that time, he’d already gotten some notice for making The Host, another awesome film that allegorizes heavy issues in humanity.
So, he does the q&a at the end and someone asks him why he’s never produced a Hollywood movie.
…And he says, paraphrasing; that Hollywood would never let him make the kind of movies he’d like.  He’d have to hire an all-white cast and the actors would have to fit a certain aesthetic. They couldn’t be non-white, older than twenty-five, or non-thin…especially actresses.
He said, it’s not worth selling out, when he can make the kinds of movies he wants in South Korea.
…And then he makes this.
I’d love to spoil it for you, but suffice it say it was, as all good speculative sci-fi is, very effecting for me.
Again, I beg you PLEASE SEE THIS MOVIE.
And if you need more convincing??
Your faves are in it:  Octavia Spencer aka the above flawless actress in the poster, Chris Evans, Tilda Swinton, Jamie Bell, John Hurt, Ed Harris and the father/daughter pair from The Host, Kang-So Hung and Ah-Sung Ko (which had me thinking AU!).
Now, I shall commence spamming my tumblr with Snowpiercer reblogs…
Apologies ahead of time.
EDIT:  ONE MORE THING!! A critic asked who his current favorite actor is and his answer was Viola Davis…
This was YEARS before The Help.
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